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mr-cappadocia:

How do you turn Snoop Dogg into a porn director? Paint him white.

mr-cappadocia:

How do you turn Snoop Dogg into a porn director? Paint him white.

i saw a post say that it will protect women but not men, and if men start wearing nail polish they might get beaten up for it.
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hominishostilis:

feduptoinfinity:

brett-caton:

feduptoinfinity:

It’s becoming more and more accepted for men to wear nail polish. Maybe they can come out with clear polish that goes black when the drug is detected if the color is a problem. I still say it’s a good idea. It’s subtle, it’s interesting, and it’s clever.

If transparent nail polish worked, it’d be a good idea anyway, because rapists don’t need warning they are dealing with someone who might be defended, they need to be afraid of detection from all possible targets.

However, I suspect the problem is that it might not be technically possible to do what they want. I haven’t seen evidence of a proof of principle.

I agree. As for the nail polish, it’s apparently only a claim at this time. They claim to have created polish that reacts to rophenol. However, I still think the idea needs more support and that people really need to begin to look into how it could be a real thing later on instead of just yelling at the people that made it and calling them “victim blamers.” It’s a fantastic idea in my opinion, and more ideas like it could come to fruition.

shit, who cares if you’re a guy? You really only would need to wear it on like, one fingernail anyway. And if it’s clear? It’s a really good idea. 

Paint middle finger
Test drink
Give outwitted sexual offender the bird

imaginationfiction:

glux2:

gwyn-gwyn:

I’m a vegan and srs if you make your pets vegan you’re a fuckhead

Reblogging because i need to have this futurama gif set on speed dial.

Don’t fuck with your animals diets please, hippies.

I honestly hope you get raped lol like... by a man with a huge dick
Anonymous

hominishostilis:

My mother was cornered in the subway at 3 am on a tuesday in lower Manhattan. 

My uncle was touched by a family friend when he was a child. 

I sincerely hope nothing like that ever happens to you, anon.

But a word or warning; if you continue to wish these sorts of things on people, eventually you will find that the pain you wish on others have a way of finding their way back to you.

This is cold. I imagine some Twilight Zone, Outer Limits, Creepshow, etc… shit happening to this anon.

commandtower:

Today we’re spotlighting a card that has an effect which is usually outside of its color’s capacity. Changing the target of a spell is something you might expect to see on a Red or Blue card, but the cards in the Planar Chaos expansion shook up the color pie, and this card was one of the results….

commanderabutt:

mankvill:

just a reminder you’re all being played like a god damn fiddle

honestly “screen cap taken 12 seconds after last tweet” is kinda where I draw the line

commanderabutt:

mankvill:

just a reminder you’re all being played like a god damn fiddle

honestly “screen cap taken 12 seconds after last tweet” is kinda where I draw the line

drawdrew:

I’m going to get me one….

Cute, but no red panda.

drawdrew:

I’m going to get me one….

Cute, but no red panda.

ugh-sjws:

mr-cappadocia:

karomez:

skeetbucket:

fitness-fits-me:

mr-cappadocia:

The State Legislature has passed, in its glorious wisdom a bill that mandates that colleges must observe a “Yes means Yes” standard on college campuses.

Or you can be convicted of rape.

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Keep in mind, the wording concerning body language was intentionally left out. This means if a girl doesn’t explicitly say “Yes” you’re a fucking rapist as far as the State of California is concerned.

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If a girl sucks your dick without first saying she wants to… you’ve raped her. Because let’s be honest, this standard will only be applied in one direction.

Keep in mind, you’re not just required to ask your partner if she’s consenting as you engage in sex.. you have to fucking REPEATEDLY ASK DURING THE SEX ACT because if you don’t she can say “I tensed up and he didn’t stop therefore he raped me”.

I’m not fucking making that up. That the actual example they use.

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So… in closing. If you’re a male and you attend a college in California FUCKING RUN because your college has a vested financial interest in fucking destroying you.

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Fuck Feminists.

Watch out guys in Cali, this could ruin your life! :c be careful ❤️

Wtf

…..? If a girl doesn’t say yes to you it means no….. Is this a foreign concept to men or some shit? Is consent not a thing? What?

You’re not thinking this through are you?

Here’s what it takes to make you a rapist according to this law:

Ask her consent to talk about sex every single time (or its sexual harassment).

Ask her consent to initiate sex every single time. Ask mid sex act every single time. Ask every single time you ever switch positions.

Or you’re a rapist.

And when you cuddle up after sex ask to to touch her tit. Then ask permission to kiss her.

Every single time.

Remember body language was intentionally removed at the behest of feminists.

So you have to verbally ask before, during, and conceivably after every single interaction that might be even vaguely construed as sexual or you’re open to prosecution for sexual harassment, assault, or rape.

No man can adhere to that law. None. No woman could either but let’s be honest, this law will only ever be used to prosecute males.

Soon you’ll have to have a signed, initialled, notarized document, a videotaped sworn affidavit, as well as a video of the entire sexual encounter proving ongoing consent along with your respective lawyers and other third party witnesses observing the entire event to confirm that no editing took place.

I once made a joke about getting a written contract for all sexual acts. It now seems like I may have been on to something.

militiamedic:

bootyisagirlsbestfriend:

"go the fuck away im not dealing w ur snake shit today"

… he just slapped a fucking cobra.

militiamedic:

bootyisagirlsbestfriend:

"go the fuck away im not dealing w ur snake shit today"

… he just slapped a fucking cobra.

Several daredevils on Instagram are taking architectural photography to new heights.

husbandsir:

did-you-kno:

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Ivan Kuznetsov

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Ivan Kuznetsov

Source

Photo credits: Instagram and architizer.com

Fuck all these. 

Seriously 

They all have huge balls.