Master Post of the best of the great “Show us your dick”-a-thon of 2014.
Here’s the previous one.
I have never hard those terms before. Fascinating
These are just the top ten, I got over 300 questions and learned more slang terms for penis than I ever imagined could exist.
“You know what the worst part about being born over a hundred years ago is? I miss all the friends I used to hang out with. Before the war started, I used to always visit my friend, Kuzon. The two of us, we’d get in and out of so much trouble together. He was one of the best friends I ever had. And he was from the Fire Nation, just like you. If we knew each other back then, do you think we could have been friends too?”
Next older person to complain about millennials has to pay off a random 20-something’s student loans
On my salary. Also, they need to find money for rent and food too.
some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”
wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”
"oh you know…the people who go to the moon"
implying that magical children would know literally nothing outside of the wizarding world
The Washburnes: Little Moments pt 2/?
"Wasn’t plannin’ on the dirt kissin’, sir."
"I wouldn’t stand for it, anyway, Captain, jealous man like me."
WHY DID THEY CANCEL THIS GOD DAMN SHOW!!!
look at dis rolly baby
I want to go to this exact point and run around it saying “I’m in Sweden!” I’m in Finland!” “I’m in Norway!” until I get tired
i aspire to great things in life
According to Google Maps, that point is in the middle of a small lake.
So we’ll do it in January when it’s frozen.
actually that’s why they’ve helpfully dropped a big-ass cement block with a bridge surrounding it in the middle of the lake: for the express purpose of doing what OP aspires to do
DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.